Off-season Greetings

Norfolk Farmer goes 'Postal' ! 

Inspired by the movie: Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa Actor Colm Meaney's character.

He plays sacked radio DJ Pat Farrell who bear's a grudge and a shotgun siege ensues.  The final comic chase sequence goes off the deep end at Cromer Pier.

I was only wanting to practice on me photoshop brushwork because it was still January.

Bigfoot-greetings

 Off to the woods to get that tree

I scanned in my rough pencils into photoshop. Too late for tree fetching today so I continue roughing-in a stunned fellow for a sense of scale then roughed in some background, anyway this is an off-the-top-of-my-head Rough of 2 Bigfoots like the shaky cinifilm footage here's the stabilised version Woop! Woop!

Saucy Seaside Postcard

I saw posted on the local web... Illustrator wanted for cartoon, to produce characters to represent the gay community 'By The Seaside' in a slapstick manner, the theme is to be that of the 1950's cheeky postcards, 12 charactors are needed, which then have to be combined into 4 illustrations, the finished art should be supplied as layered illustrator eps files, and that the price quoted needs to include sale of copyright.  A sketch was also suggested at this initial stage of a Drag queen licking an Ice-cream cone that is melting down her arm with a seagull just about to swoop down and eat the entire ice-cream.  I accepted the challenge and produced this sample as required -
Great effort, thanks! ...was the response, but seems my quoted price was too steep on this job, it's for the 'Gay Pride' charity organization and the maximum we'd pay is about £400, they said.  Damn Pink £?%T@X# = chumpchange! I thought.  So being as it was, a warm sunny and barmy afternoon, i went for a gloriously idyllic ride on my bike to fuckin' Devil's Dyke and shouted at some sheep.

Do us some Greetingscards they said

Spoofed retro 1950s american dime pulp covers -

I put my Retro Greetings Cards to an online shop longtime ago. The purpose was so customers could edit text areas so personalise the greeting then pay and send a realworld card using snailmail.